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Thrown up on June 27, 2009 at 10:19 PM

As of Week 823, from the Washington Post edition of June 27, 2009. Click here for more detail.

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Thrown up on June 20, 2009 at 10:24 PM

As of Week 822, from the Washington Post edition of June 20, 2009.

Loser Olympics

Thrown up on May 25, 2009 at 01:59 PM

The 2009 Loser Olympics will be held on Sunday, May 31. Plan to arrive around 10:00 AM so that we can light the Olympic Flame around 10:30 or so. See the Loser Olympics page for more detailed details.

Loserfest dates pushed back to July 17th - 19th

Thrown up on May 25, 2009 at 01:40 PM

Pope Kyle I

It has become somewhat of a tradition for the infallible Loserfest Pope to demonstrate his infallibility by formally announcing the dates for Loserfest and then realizing it conflicts with another event he had committed to attend. In honor of this tradition, I am pleased to announce that Loserfest MMIX will be pushed back to July 17 - 19. The Pope would like to apologize for this change, but his infallibility and awesomeness prevents this.

On an unrelated note, the Pope hopes to announce the agenda for Loserfest in the next week, or two, or three, or...

Thank you, Loserfest Pope Kyle I

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Thrown up on April 18, 2009 at 08:34 AM

As of Week 813, from the Washington Post edition of April 18, 2009.

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Thrown up on April 14, 2009 at 06:12 PM

As of the Report from Week 808, from the Washington Post edition of April 11, 2009.

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